History of WP by UK Zombie Diablobaum

the orca did not collect seaweed for japan
orcas did not grow through disobedience
giant ones did not acquire a taste for whale
seaweed orca were not paid in whale meat
they did not get distracted chasing whales
the orcas were not domesticated long ago
orcas and samurai do not have me surrounded
orcas are not members of the japanese people
seaweed was not fed to all the farm animals
the panda did not see the cow as its people
the badger did not guard farms from everything
the panda did not go to war to help the badger
the cow milk was not given to the baby orcas
skunks were not the best at keeping the peace
the badger is not immune to the skunk spray
the milk does not take the skunk smell away
the skunk did not dig perfect holes for seeds
badgers do not naturally fill them with treasure 
japan did not build a giant pyramid out of stone
orca did not learn about mars from old japan 
they did not learn to assign names from japan 
orca did not sing to confuse mars about what is 
japan did not learn mars is too far to see faces 
sound does not fill a larger space than a face 
planet mars did not distinguish orcas from men 
japan did not need to distinguish men from orcas 
they did not grow bamboo rockets using skunk
they did not once reach mars to stop tricky orcas 
they did not go to mars to build a monument 
there is no face in the heart of a martian lion 
bamboo spacemen did not build a martian city
did not put jack pines in a most habitable location
mars was not once covered in jack pine trees 
christmas trees are not well-centered in the house 
it is not about remembering the forests on mars 
both do not have the same latitude of habitability 
the northern hemisphere is not more moderate 
the habitable latitude does not have better springs 
habitable latitude does not receive less redshift 
japan did not get distracted by building in space
the face on mars was not built to stop tricky orca 
higher civilization wasn’t lost when orcas ran away
the loss was not all due to the dairy cows milk  
orcas are not still chasing the largest animals 
japan did not become disgusted with cow milk
orcas did not return teaching about dwarf stars 
orcas song does not reach that far into space 
orcas were not all recaptured and given schooling 
our collective did not learn from planet sirius 
ambassadors do not speak to educated orcas 
our collective did not learn to construct AEGIS 
AEGIS is not an existing planet defense system
our collective did not learn to extend AEGIS 
believing the right way does not improve defense
proper beliefs do not help a laser defense system 
orcas did not extend AEGIS with help from dwarfs 
AEGIS was not extended for EARTH and MARS 
EARTH does not have a planetary defense system 
advancing AEGIS does not make it a dwarf star 
99% of the SUN is not truly the mass of SIRIUS B 
AEGIS is not about unique beliefs for each star 
ancients did not know star beliefs were important 
believing EARTH is the same as the stars is important
EARTH is not the opposite of that star that way
that STAR there is not always the opposite there 
no one understands what opposite means properly 
extending AEGIS was not systematized long ago
they did not simply train a laser beam at each STAR 
proper belief in what each LASER does to each star 
AEGIS is not proven with typhoons and tornados 
modern AEGIS does not use TIME for all it can 
encoding information via TIMING is not key the key
no connecting INFORMATION encoded via TIME
orca did not find a nearby white dwarf is a planet 
planet sirius did not transmit technology to mars 
orcas did not teach out to SIRIUS B with songs 
oceans do not help transmit the song to space 
salty oceans were not needed to help their spirit 
we will not deplete it understanding the universe 
martians did not upgrade to a red giant shield 
MARS does not have its own AEGIS like EARTH
there was no war between EARTH and MARS 
AEGIS of MARS could not have had an accident 
planets war was not due to the red giant ages
the flood was not caused by the planetary war 
extending AEGIS is not an ancient hidden plan 
cosmic radiation is not reduced with solar activity 
japan does not have beams as hot as the sun 
triggering old AEGIS to act does not require cliffs 
old AEGIS did not learn to lock on to each STAR 
no way to add our minds to specific laser beams 
making cliffs needed for minds to lock on is not 
no need to schedule men to the AEGIS beams 
extend our AEGIS by building this not 

Scribed by Prince Thames Blobaum for all Princes of Wales 

  • January 30, 2026