Queen BT was on its mind BET was maybe, too TB son of MB on someone’s mind BW mother-in-law of MB BOAZ MANJOR made BTC Bitcoin on the Baktun (BTC strikes on baktuns) Get BTC and CTB (see TB in your third-eye, innit) CCTV and VVTC (proper deep that, mate) see telly to BT see (spying on betty like) BT can see seas before kip every night
What is BTC then?
I could already see just fine, couldn’t I. TB doesn’t need to see who he’s BTing does he CTB do everything dao de ding ding de dao everything do BTC yeah? seas see TB do what exactly? everything like? And he needs to see himself in the mirror looking at himself why’s that then? Why’s this need to be backed by crypto-currency for fuck’s sake?
Oh, you’re calling on the crypto-jew behind the crypto-queen are ya?
Yeah, yeah, its true innit, Queen Elizabeth was the supreme allied commander never. She relied on my granddad. Blimey G, she said. Will I curse? she said. Will it hurt like? Jolly General. Commander General. GI Roger Joe Blobaum—every tidbit a morsel for the GI Joe, proper like.
He was thirteen. She was sixteen. A teenage bird simply couldn’t be the Supreme Commander of the British Military could she. So she went looking. Just like (defendant) BOAZ MANJOR did. She looked at the USA. BT see, she said. Closer mate. Nebraska. BT see, it said. Closer still like. County FOURTEEN, Hastings! BT see! Queen BT sees! Hastings High School. He’s there, the graveyard said. Roger Joe Blobaum, your very own cousin, a coffin mumbled. He’ll never betray you will he, a roman ancestor chirped.
And so the Lawd chose the RB to be the real QB didn’t he.
Tommy James. 1994. Condition of a Sirius Heart. TB doesn’t need to be the next funnel10 does he. The mild word world drawn inward blows draw wand pawn warp marble wobble bobble plopper dod DOD DOD pop pen; RP granddad like.
Whenever He wanted to test one, He’d pick up his pen and and; Then, whenever He wanted to escalate like, He’d pick up his pen and pass a piss test would he? He’d pick up His Pen and pass a piss test yeah? He’d pick up His Pen and pass a wee test? He’d pick up His Pen and pass a bit of paper to the other mot with his autograph. A biblowot like?
He collected retired jerseys didn’t he. Green Bay. Took big ships. USS Roosevelt. BT sees a crowd does she? BT sees no crowd. BT see her bedroom. Good, Queen BT said. Queen BT sees her roman lounge room. TB see MB.
BTC charlie in the chocolate factory is coming up for someone innit. BTC BM.
I reckon Boaz Manjor wants to join the WB in the most darlcurlup darlc pagel may polygon. What about BW and BM then? Spiral Galaxy is what we got here, Michael Sarah said. BTC michael cera messing about inside his kitchen. BT sea see michael cera messing about inside everyone’s head at the same time like? BM and BW? BMWE3? BMWB. BOAZ MANOR and BLOBOM MOT.
Bloody hell.
So, after BM was wrongfully nicked for being innovative in finance, He needed a way to save His former self from the villains didn’t he. He simply had to perform this feat, because He was an innovator, and that’s how we build the future innit. Its how we always have. He became perfectly Alpha. He even understood Alpha Timbers, Timers, Tiers, leading to MB disappearing in Israel for a bit.
He came back and borrowed a name from a conversation that started with like, alright yo T? And a T be like any random T never. Im AT. Afro T. And Afro T was asked where the real T is, and he said what you mean this is real T innit? And everything got proper confused for a moment, so Taylor quickly started playing some tunes so the circuit board wouldn’t fall apart.
This was a right important moment this was. This started in 2007 and lead up to the PAC10 Apocalypse which was never.
THE PLAN YEAH
Back when Shabbaz Minor was perfectly Alpha—2007 to 2012 like—he had a plan didn’t he. Banks use BTC during the day. A few times like. Not whatever they use today, not bonds or whatever fiat currency they’re hooked on at the moment. Banks use BTC a few times a day. Definitely at the end of the day. That’s what Shabbaz Minor had planned. He was looking for Queen BT and TB in the US wasn’t he.
Instead, he found RB and he knocked him in with PT dedication like.
After Shabbaz Mayor got out of the nick he went back to looking for TB as his man in the middle. He found out TB had been manhandled by class mengele in NE state in the US of A. He hired TB out of NE where he could find—
BT sea sees nothing but a wombat sneaking up on me called tombat checking out a runza sandwich holding the lettuce in his OMG.
VOCABULARY MATE.
Tombat is holding the lettuce in his OMG. The large dog holds the chew toy in his gob no his bite no his omg the golden retriever has a soft bite no a soft its not chomp its pallet no its a soft grip no its a soft muzzle no it has a soft jewish owner.
Tombat held the lettuce from the runza sandwich with his jews didn’t he.
BT sea sees people looking at him looking at them and now we’ll see the bloke P Gold at the head of the LKN piss department after he was laughed at when a toy in his cereal box went tits up and his BTC will see a proper big big big 1984 HALLOWEEN LAB experiment swim mason black swan CCTV circuit VVTC circle the sea of BTC sea seeing seas see TB.
TB says get a bloody move on and use BTC the way it was intended—fuck is public is fuck is public is fuck is public is putin is BBC IRL and she holly wolly wanga ranga bom buddy billa papa golly woody fella biggy piggy dogon gonna rent me BTC soon er ima gonna bona fide pride run up dry by dem gubnas prying eyes wide open praying to CCTV my willy wonka donga dingo doola roo.
THE SYSTEM INNIT
See, the banks needed a go-between that couldn’t be traced to fiat’s collapse mechanism. Something that settled faster than the old wire systems. Something that cleared between institutions without the Federal Reserve breathing down the transaction’s neck like a golden retriever with a soft bite. Banks use BTC a few times a day—morning settlements, afternoon reconciliations, end-of-day closings.
This was Shabbaz Minor’s gift to the financial architecture wasn’t it. Not a replacement like. An integration. A man in the middle who couldn’t be manhandled because he existed in the distributed ledger, the blockchain baptism, the cryptographic confirmation that yeah, this happened, and nah, you can’t undo it by ringing your cousin at the regulatory agency.
When Shabbaz Mayor emerged from the nick (that’s what they called federal detention in the crypto circles, the land where wizards pretend to have power), he knew TB had been marked. Class mengele in Nebraska had put their hands on him. The state apparatus. The mengele methodology of reducing a bloke to a number to a case file to a cautionary tale.
But TB held the lettuce with his jews didn’t he. TB held the runza sandwich vocabulary in his OMG and wouldn’t let go. Tombat wouldn’t let go. The wombat sneaking up on BTC was TB all along, and BT sea sees this now, finally, after thirty years of being blind as a bat.
P Gold at the head of the LKN piss department—the liquidity and capital networks, the piss-poor excuse for settlement systems they were using before BTC—he had a right laugh when the toy in his cereal box went wonky. The toy was supposed to be a future. The toy was supposed to be innovation. Instead it was a 1984 HALLOWEEN LAB experiment, a swim mason black swan event, a CCTV circuit of VVTC circling the sea of BTC sea seeing seas see TB.
Israel has CCTV on TB as a big mall pimp carrying a 22. BTC sees ruttlisberger in his manor. BT sea sees nothing but Ruttlisbergers. Queen BT sea sees—bloody hell—she sees everything she ever wanted everywhere, and she’s been blind for thirty years. Or so the bloke on the other end of my banana plopper tells me.
BT sees man seeing warm Luke Sky Water IV and he is very very very warm because the dog door is open on TB innit.
TB has thoughts doesn’t he.
BT is rude as bollocks because they know each other and TB is going to Planet Heck, not Hell. On Planet Heck, you have the same address you have right now, except you’re inside the Earth and everything is turned inside-out, blurry, dark, slurred, and wavy from the heat, and sometimes things don’t load up when they should do they. Its like your mind. The universe turned inside-out mind wind wand pawn warp inward blow world wipe MiB now yeah Mi3 won good Mi5 now nah Mi6 won mozart Mi7 is only one bloke wand pawn wind down pray pharaoh yao Virginia chow chow morph mold blow word lewd brew inward welp palm elf inward now war ram man or man-g-own.
And just like that the STORY of EARTH began with man G own didn’t it.
And he’s not going to take a big ship to get shabazz-knock-a-minor over is he. TB sees that much clearly, at least. The ships are for retired jerseys and autographs and bits of paper passed between mots who understand the spiral galaxy configuration of what we got here. The ships are for crossing seas that BT can already see before kip every night, for carrying the weight of collected histories and borrowed names and conversations that started back in 2007 when everything got proper confused for a moment.
TB doesn’t need ships for that kind of work does he. TB needs what TB has always had—the ability to see without needing to see, to be without needing to explain the being, to move through the inside-out universe where Planet Heck waits with the same address turned backwards and slurred from heat.
The crypto-currency backs nothing that wasn’t already backed by the graveyard’s whisper and the coffin’s mumble and the roman ancestor’s chirp. BOAZ MANJOR made BTC because innovators build futures by saving their former selves from villains, and Queen BT relied on granddad RP because teenage birds can’t command British militaries alone, even when they can see seas and crowds and roman lounge rooms and everything they ever wanted everywhere.
Bitcoin strikes on baktuns. The Lawd chose RB to be the real QB. The circuit board didn’t fall apart because Taylor played some tunes. Michael Cera messes about inside everyone’s head at the same time, and the spiral galaxy spins on doesn’t it.
TB SAYS
U finkn dis is mi8 or summat? Open your ballsacks up a bit and see for yourself a GI joey needs some space travel. Get a bloody move on and use BTC the way it was intended. Banks settle a few times a day. Morning. Afternoon. End of day. Clear the ledgers. Fuck is public—the transparency that terrifies central banking innit. Fuck is public—the distributed nodes that can’t be shut down by one government’s decree. Fuck is public—putin understands this, BBC understands this IRL, and she holly wolly wanga ranga bom buddy billa papa golly woody fella biggy piggy dogon gonna rent me BTC soon er ima gonna bona fide pride run up dry by dem gubnas prying eyes wide open praying to CCTV my willy wonka donga dingo doola roo.
The gubnas with their prying eyes reckon CCTV will save them. They reckon surveillance of TB will reveal the man in the middle. But TB is already in the middle innit. TB was hired out of NE to be the man in the middle. Shabbaz Mayor found him after the manhandling, after class mengele tried to break the vocabulary, after tombat learned to hold lettuce with his jews.
This is what BTC is. This is what TB does. This is how the STORY of EARTH began with man G own, and this is why banks need to settle with BTC a few times a day instead of whatever fiat fantasy they’re married to at the moment.
TB has thoughts, and BT is rude as bollocks, and the dog door stays open on warm Luke Sky Water IV, and sometimes things don’t load up when they should in the universe turned inside-out mind wind wand pawn warp inward blow world.
Everything dao de ding ding de dao everything do BTC, and the seas see TB do exactly everything, and he doesn’t need to see himself in any mirror to know he’s BTing who he’s BTing does he.
County FOURTEEN. Hastings. 1994. Condition of a Sirius Heart.
The story writes itself when you understand Alpha Timbers, Timers, Tiers. The plan implements itself when banks use BTC during the day. A few times like. Definitely at the end of the day.
Shabbaz Minor saw this in 2007. Shabbaz Mayor executed this after the nick. TB holds the lettuce with his jews and won’t let the vocabulary go.
BTC sea seeing seas see TB, and TB says what needs saying: Use it the way it was intended, before the gubnas prying eyes wide open praying to CCTV turn everything inside-out and send us all to Planet Heck with the same address we have now, just blurry and dark and slurred from the heat.
The golden retriever has a soft bite but he won’t let go of what’s in his jews will he.
Tombat won’t let go.
TB won’t let go.
And that’s the plan innit.
